*sees date is june 19*
“oh god”
“it’s time”
*burst open window*
“WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?”
“MINE IS BEING CREATIVE.”



*sees date is june 19*
“oh god”
“it’s time”
*burst open window*
“WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?”
“MINE IS BEING CREATIVE.”
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
they want you to dress your salad, not your men
6 hours ago
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Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
AHAHAHA
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
6 hours ago
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Thanx to Tumblr I’ve been watching #Hannibal . Daaaaamn Youuuuu Although it is a really #awesome #show c:
7 hours ago
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ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.
LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.
TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.
and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE.
WE’RE GUNNA RELAX AND RENEW
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
I asked my 18 year old brother the other day if he only liked girls that have thigh gaps, to which he replied “whats a thigh gap?”
this should tell you something
never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man
if you want to play on that playground you do that
if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that
if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you
A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.
this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world
scientists have proven that all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside
7 hours ago
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my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash
and im ike
Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh
im 26
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